Showing posts with label Israel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Israel. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

The Commodification of Faith

Recently, Aitor and Mrs. Aitor visited Israel/Palestine/the Holy Land/the Promised Land/ whatever you wish to call it, and I've been meaning to post on it for a while now.  Obviously much has, can and will be written on the current political situation there, and the security precautions prevalent throughout Israel are legendary (on our flight home, for example, we had to go through two security checks before we checked in!). However, what I found surprisingly remarkable, at times disturbing, and certainly disappointing about the trip was not the obvious security and political issues, as summed up by this image:
The West Bank Security Wall seen from the hills around Jerusalem
But rather the commodification, commercialisation, and at times trivialisation of faith, as perhaps can be summed up by the below image: 
The exact point - the exact point- where Jesus was laid in the manger
That's right folks, the very spot where Christ was laid in the manger in Bethlehem. We visited Christ's tomb -  I can believe that is possibly the real thing, as He would have had sufficient following at the time of the crucifixion to make the location noteworthy. We visited the exact spot of Christ's birth, (which was in the same Church as the manger above) which was stretching things somewhat for me. After all, Christ may have died well-known, but His birth passed unnoticed by most people (save those three dudes from Persia - and hey, they were wise!).  But the manger? The exact spot where the manger rested? C'mon!

Now, I am no atheist, I am very much a Catholic, believe in God, go to Mass, the whole nine yards. A bit miffed at the Pope at the moment, admittedly, but in part that's because I think the hierarchy is seriously damaging the church (or should that be Church?). But it is precisely because I am relatively religious that Jerusalem and Bethlehem were so disappointing to me. It felt, for all the world, like a faith-based Disneyland. Don't get me wrong, as a Catholic I am certainly not averse to a little bit of relic-heavy religious worship, and I can appreciate the appeal in being able to place your hand in the supposed spot Jesus leaned against a wall on the Via Dolorsa:

 
Some might dismiss that as mere superstition, others might see it as a legitimate expression of faith. As far as I am concerned, as I'm sure is the case with most of you, it's a matter of personal belief. What I found disturbing was not the attempt to make elements of all three of the main monotheistic faiths a literal reality in Jerusalem and Bethlehem, but rather what the literal presence (supposed or otherwise) of religious locations did to the allegedly faithful, and how they aimed to cash in on the territory they held. And I'm not talking about the Jews and Muslims here.

When a local noteworthy in Bethlehem asked were we Catholic, he was only interested as he already had a prepared sales pitch designed to tug at our Rome-influenced heartstrings, telling us of the plight of our co-religionists in Bethlehem, who would be immeasurably helped if only we bought a limited edition, hand-crafted olive wood rosary in his shop. For those of our companions who were not Roman Catholic, no problem! He had simple, sleek crosses for the Anglicans and Lutherans among us, and icons for the Orthodox Christians, with an (unspecified) donation from each sale going to the relevant Church. 

Given the razmatazz and constant hustling surrounding the Christian sites, I suppose it is not really that surprising that I found the Western Wall to be one of the most spiritually inspiring locations: That the Western Wall is not actually a part of the Old Temple didn't detract from it as a focus for faith and belief. And whatever you think about modern Israel, the idea that this site, after nearly two milennia, has returned to Jewish hands is remarkably powerful. 

Alone among the Christian sites, the Church of the Holy Sepulchre actually felt spiritual. As I outlined above, it is not impossible that the site of Christ's tomb might actually be where people say it is, and within the Church there was a definite sense of peace and calm. Indeed, what impressed me most was the tour group of Muslims (who I think were from Pakistan) visiting the Church while we were there - their presence underlined the common elements of the Abrahamaic faiths, and suggested that whatever we all believed in did have a real, tangible root. Yet even here, man's ego and greed was able to profane the sacred: 

If you look closely at the picture above, you will see a ladder under the righthand window on the second floor above the door. This ladder has been in place since 1852, when the status quo agreement was signed under the Ottomans, and agreement which set out the rights and responsibilities of the 6 Churches (Roman Catholic, Greek Orthodox, Armenian Orthodox, Syrian Orthodox, Coptic Orthodox, and Ethiopian Orthodox.) that claim ownership of the church. Due to the careful division of powers within the building, no one can agree on taking the ladder down, and even organising basic repairs can be difficult. Men of God, eh?
And finally, the Dome of the Rock. I'd love to tell you what it is like inside, but apparently non-Muslims are not allowed in (or is that just what our Israeli guide told us?). 

P.S. If you want a truly heavenly experience in Israel, go to Benedict's in Tel Aviv, an all-day breakfast place. Oh my God, their white chocolate pancakes!

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Are you a spy? Do you need a passport?

Are you a spy? Do you need a passport? Are you planning on killing somebody and denying responsibility? Or are you planning on snooping on a country with whom your Government is on allegedly friendly terms?

Well why not come down to Ireland for all your counterfeit travel document needs? That's right, Ireland Inc., located on the corner of Atlantic and Britain, has got a limited, once-in-a-lifetime deal on aliases, cover stories and pseudonyms. Ireland Inc., one of the world's leading sources of deniable passports since the 1980's when we (allegedly) allowed rich Arabs to buy our passports. Ireland Inc., the go-to guys for all of Colonel Oliver North's passport needs (allegedly). Whether you're planning on knocking off an arms-dealer in Dubai, or spying on your old enemies in the West, you can never go wrong with an Irish passport.

Best of all, Irish passport users never need worry about nasty side-effects from the Irish Government: no threats of war, no serious investigations, no counter-espionage, nothing.*

So next time you need to infiltrate a hostile nation, use an Irish passport. When I'm languishing in a Pakistani prison, accused of being a Mossad agent, I'll thank you for it.

*Warning: Over-use of Irish passports may lead to the expulsion of your diplomats. This webpost is meant to be tongue-in-cheek, and not be viewed in a serious light, least of all by any lawyers, Colonels, rich Arabs or former Irish Government Ministers, nor by members of Mossad.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Shades of Grey

A real problem in Irish (and indeed European) commentary on the Israel-Palestine conflict is that we exist in a world where things are black and white. There is only good and evil, nice things and bad things. We are cocooned from anything nasty and brutish, and so snuggled are we by the welfare state that we do not understand that much of mankind faces the distinct possibility that life will be cut short.

In some ways, this gulf between us and the truly harsh realities of life allow us, the Irish, to be remarkably generous and sympathetic to those in need, or those who are in a weaker position than we are. The most obvious, and clichéd, examples would be the growth of the charity sector in Ireland, particularly with those charities who work in the Developing World; or how Ireland was one of only 3 EU states to open its doors wide to immigrants from the states of Eastern Europe on their accession in 2005. These issues were relatively black and white: starving Darfurians clearly deserve help, and poor immigrants looking for jobs in wealthier nations obviously struck a chord with the Irish.

But our ability to engage with issues on the international stage is degraded when rights and wrongs are less than clear. Witness the vitriol aimed at Israel over this last week; justified, in so far as storming the ship in question was clearly wrong. Yet while many Irish commentators have much to say on the wrongs of Israel's blockade, and the wrongs of Operation Cast Lead last December, they seem to feel that Hamas firing rockets into Israel, or the threats continuously emanting from Tehran, are not worthy of comment.

Clearly, much of what Israel has done recently is wrong, whether judged from a moral, political or security standpoint, but it can only be prevented from committing these wrongs by improving that state's security situation, something that can only be achieved once the rockets stop falling.

Irish desires to castigate the Israelis do nothing for the greater good of the Middle East; it is purely an exercise in judging the region by the standards we expect of Western Europe, where terrorism is rare, and air raids or rocket attacks rarer still.

It is reminiscent of the disgust and distance with which southerners viewed the Troubles in the North; yes, the violence was appalling, but could our moralising, safe in the 26 counties, really do anything to bring peace between Nationalists and Unionists? Did we not recognise that, if circumstances were a little different, we as individuals could be capable of the hatred and violence we witnessed north of the border?

Until all parties were brought to the table, free from recriminations and arguments about, literally, who started it, nothing was achieved in the North. And if we expect that peace in the Middle East can be achieved by putting pressure on Israel alone, it would appear we have already forgotten the lessons of our own recent history.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

That's Right Israel - Both Tanks!

One of the tabloids summed it up best in its headline "You Mossad Be Joking, Biffo." Our Dear Leader, Brian Cowen, known to the faithful and not-so-faithful as "Biffo" (Big Intereseting Fine Fellow from Offally... or maybe the IFF stands for something different?) has decided that enough is enough: if Israel harms Irish citizens on the MV Rachel Corrie, an Irish-owned vessel that is about to breach the Gaza blockade, there will be "serious consequences."

I love my country, and greatly respect our Defence Forces, but "serious consequences" are not really something we specialise in; military might has never been a major priority of the Irish. Even if we compare our naval forces (those of an island nation in the Atlantic) with Israel (not exactly famed for its naval prowess, whatever about its army and air force) we don't exactly meet the mark. Just as an example - number of Israeli submarines: 3, number of Irish submarines: 0.

The question remains, then, as to whether Biffo... I mean the Taoiseach, meant economic sanctions when he spoke darkly of Israel's fate should it dare to oppose our Celtic might. Again, I would expect that the Israelis would probably be more concerned about threats from the EU generally, rather than Ireland in particular, despite the multiple, incredibly valuable, well-known and much vaunted Irelandio - Israelianio trade agreements.

Unless, given the fact that the Irish economy is still tanking, Fianna Fail and our Taoiseach are casting around, desperately, for someone to focus the public's attention on, in case Seoisamh Public notices again that our country is falling apart. You have to hand it to the Israelis - whenever you need a scapegoat, they're right on hand!

Monday, May 31, 2010

Operation Over-Reaction

Psst...Israel. Let me tell you a little secret. You're not going anywhere. Yes, it's true the 250 million Arabs want to drive you into the sea. It's true that latte-sipping Europeans in their ivory towers can comment on how "fascist" and "genocidal" your nation is, with no hint of irony or guilt for what their grandparents may have done to your grandparents. Yes its true that Iran will probably host another of its remarkably disgusting academic conferences to argue that the holocaust never took place. But guess what? None of that matters; you've won. You've won every battle and in every test that mattered, and if you are ever really threatened once more, well, you'll win again.

That's why heavy-handed actions like shooting 10(or 16, or 19, the number is unconfirmed as of yet) passengers on board a ship in a blockade-running flotilla destined for Gaza is such a bad idea (reported here in the London Times). Even if the ships were carrying arms, even if they were going to re-supply Hamas, using such brute force simply undermines the strongest argument for a strong Israel: that Israel is a decent democracy that respects human rights, but has the bad luck of having a remarkably precarious geo-strategic position. That you have a right to be powerful as a nation, but you will use that power wisely and sparingly.

Israel, when you shoot people, even activists who are trying to beat or stab your soldiers, you inevitably use disproportionate force; not because you mean to, but simply due to the fact that you are better armed than the opposition. And the sad fact is (and I recognise how easy it is for me to say this, as I safely sit, unfit and overfed at a keyboard) that democracies have to respond to violence and threats with calm and a desire to limit the use of force to an absolute minimum. That is the burden of being a democracy; we have higher standards than our opponents. We truly are the good guys.

When you fail to do this, Israel, you merely undermine your own security position; you give those self-righteous Europeans a feeling of contentment inside, you make the Islamic fundamentalist feel they have some justification for their irrational hatred of you, you give those aimless youths across the Western world a new target for their protests against life in general.

Ultimately, you could have let these ships pass, and I suspect the negative consequences would have been far less than storming them. And, secretly, you know full well that extremists and anti-Semites can threaten all they want. Those who hate you and live in Gaza or the West Bank cannot destroy you; and those who live further afield and who may have the capacity to destroy you, cannot face the heavy retribution you will rain down on their heads (as the Times also reported today).

Israel, I and many others in this world see ourselves as your friends; and we consequently expect high standards from you. For your own sake, please live up to them